So, with that in mind:
I HATE EXERCISE!!!
And now that I have that out of the way...let me share some of my opinions on exercise and the gym:
- I have decided that it MUST have been a skinny person that designs workout facilities. My reasons? Because why in the world would I want to work out in the room surrounded by mirrors and windows? If a fat person would have designed a gym it would have been a low-to-no-light room with no mirrors and no windows to ensure ultimate secrecy and anonymity.
- I understand listening to Christian music, and I understand why it would be playing at Gardner-Webb, a Christian school. What I don't understand is playing Christian music in the gym. Who wants to sing along to "How Great is Our God" while they're gasping for air and trying to not have a heart attack?
- In conclusion, I finally realized where a piece of workout equipment that had always puzzled me comes from. The StairMaster rose straight out of the pits of hell. I tried it...for like 3 minutes and decided that it is evil and I will never go near it again.
With that said, day 2 has gone pretty well so far.
Until Next Time...
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-Tyler
love the post! I loath running more than anything.
ReplyDelete& wait until you go to a non-college gym like Equinox, those are much more intimidating!
anyway, Keep up the good work you are inspiring me to stay on track as well
off to go run yay!! -Marlon
Tyler those thoughts are hilarious- and I hate to run too.
ReplyDeleteTyler, I am so excited for you!! I hate exercise too... no fun. And yes, gyms are no fun especially with hymns playing in the background... hmm.... i love you, and I'm sooo proud of you. Keep up the good work!!
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